Monday, October 12, 2009

Welcome to Sticky's planet !!!



Hey it's Sticky here... Hello !!! Come on people don't just stare blankly at the screen...it's not polite you know




SAY HELLO !!!




ok whatever, now in case you are wondering who I am, I'll show you an awesome picture of me...






Awesome much? i am such a pro !!some of you are probably still thinking that I am some sort of dumb stick dudewho can't do stufflike you humans, but although i am a stick guy i am smart...so take THAT people who think i am weird.


well since this blog is supposed to be about me i'll tell you some stuff about me,(apart from my name of course)


I love extreme sports especially jumping of boats and falling down waterfalls, and hanging from cliffs and stuff like that, basically anything that may somehow be dangerous. I also like butterflies and of course breadfish, i mean what's a butterfly without breadfish??? WAIT what's that? you don't know what they are? gosh people what planet are you from? Oh yeah I forgot your from earth, you midget earthlings, you have no decent animals on your planet. I will need to also explain a few words later on for you dim wits.


Butterfly: a fly that is your equvilent to butter, except with wings.

Breadfish: Your equvilent to bread, only it swims

Philosophy: a guy called Phil who loves cofee... get it? philovecofee and philosophy? No? okaay moving on


I was named 'Sticky' after my father, who got his name from his father, who got his name from his father and so on, so basically I come from a looong line of Sticky's. I hate the colour red...don't ask- wait no i will tell you, I once wore red pants to this place on your planet called Spain, and this bull saw me and attacked me, it made me give up on bulls - for good !


oh wait, wrong one, that was when i was stalking the elk and decided to go for a ride =]
oh well i guess i have to go, my computer seems to be getting a little faulty, hope the Nasa people don't pick up my spaceship...